please be more confusing and arbitrary. that would make my job much easier. thank you.
please help me make some friends. i don't mind getting lost if i end up where the cool people are. thanks.
p.s. i have cookies.
dear public education,
food for thought: more does not necessarily equal better. discuss.
please stop sucking. i'm tired of fixing you. and i don't want to call india anymore.
thank you for taking a vacation from posting talks. i appreciate being able to catch up.
we need to find an outlet for our baking habit that is not my stomach. pretty pretty please? i'll put a cherry on top.